guido

"Guido" and "guidette" are terms that refer, respectively, to males and females active in an Italian American subculture that places emphasis on community and ethnic heritage and highly values family, physical appearance, and forms of entertainment popular in Brooklyn & Staten Island, New York and the New Jersey Shore, like clubbing.

"I'm a guido and she's a guidette, and after dinner with the family we like to party it up at D'Jais, yeeeaaah."

by GGCC December 30, 2009

guido

well i just have to say im a big gina! i wear puma, abercrombie n fitch armani, and i do striaghten my hair n lsiten to techno, but that dosnt mean im a whore and a bad person like all you people desrcribe us to be.....just cause we dress nice, are rich, get alot of attention and may be a bit stuck up at time isnt always bad.....were nice people...ave friends....and a life....everyone is just jealous because we get what we want....but heres what a gino looks like.....mostly wearing puma or diesel shoes....nice pants that rnt too tight but are a bit.....a buttoned down shirt thats buttoened down a bit too much and most likely wearing a gold chain or a wife beater for all too se....has ALOT of gel in his extremely long spiked up or geled back hair..and most of all most ginos are HOTTT...so next time u hear loud techno ...(sara perche ti amo..etc)...and a nice bwm or honda civic...olook at the driver..he'll msotly be a hot ass gino with me in the passenger seat...dont worry..be jealous;)

THE GOTTIS!!!! carmine john and frankie r the hottest guys int he world..and if u wanna see a guido/gino look at them!

by Maria<3 August 6, 2006

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005

Guadalawhogivesashit

Generic term for some pissant third world country that no civilized person gives two damns about. Primary exports are usually bananas, cocaine, and prostitutes.

I heard there's a civil war down in Guadalawhogivesashit.
And I care because?

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

guido

A chip in while playing golf. See also luigi

Who didn't think that Ward would go guido?

by Kid Fury October 28, 2004

Sherpa Guide

Person carrying a lot of shit.

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

gaidaa

ugly rude fat bitch with no goals

this girl is so gaidaa ew!

by gucciloveskids January 15, 2017