Goat Rope

goat rope--definition--A very confused situation

To teach new cowboys the art of roping a moving target, such as a horse or a steer, novices would be put in a pen full of goats, which were smaller and less dangerous, to hone their craft. The old-timers would gather to watch, drink, whoop and be amused by the ensuing melee. It was not a pretty sight.

I'm a writer with a book of the same name and I did extensive research to find the origins of this term.

Man, what a train wreck, what a goat rope!"

by Daniel Blore November 11, 2007

anti-goatee

The opposite of a goatee. All the hair except for the chin and lip are grown out.

Wolverine rocks the anti-goatee.

by jonomicon September 17, 2007

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

by moneyblues September 15, 2010

giving the goat

When a male pulls down his pants and shows off his junk from the back view.

Giving the goat is like male junk flashing

by White shadow 123 May 12, 2014

goatse hole

A consequence of the globally renowned goatse, a goatse hole occurs post goatse when the anus has been stretched so wide that it has become permanently enlarged. This can result in a variety of medical problems, further exhibiting how detrimental goatse can be to your health, and why you should avoid such booty mistreatment.

Did you hear about that guy from that internet phenomenon, goatse? Yeah, apparently his anus has been stretched beyond repair. It's become, well, a goatse hole!

by Thugnasty Tyrone McNugget February 11, 2014

goatscream

The sound a bitch makes when you enter her butthole as a surprise.

I just stuck it in and my girl goatscreamed soooooo hard.

by Bringer. Zone August 11, 2017

Goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide. One of the oldest jokes on the internet is to link the picture to internet forums and chatrooms, renamed to look like something else like "happybunnies.jpg" . Often causes people to freak out.

Gordon Shumway is Shocked if he sees Goatse.
Ruby imagines Bob Shumway took his blue Hawaiian shirt off and Doing the goatse.
Thomas freaked out about goatse

by MayDayMeh June 17, 2018