cock gloss

When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.

Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.

by justin and chris August 19, 2006

Glossy

Code word for nudes and pics.

Want to see some glossy?

by Rosetaxer7 December 24, 2018

glockenspiel

It's kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.

Hey, did you see Jonny Greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? He sure did rock.

by Download-This April 11, 2004

glossin'

awesome, very cool

Whoa, "Electric Warrior" is glossin'.

Man, this is a glossin' episode of Macgyver.

by Dan August 15, 2003

globobo

Environmentally friendly.

Be globobo and recycle that!

Hey! You littered! That wasn't very globobo.

by Lemonteaz May 18, 2008

Glooming

The dishonorable act of developing a thunderous rain cloud of depression upon others Facebook news feeds. Carried out by posting life/love questioning quote statuses, lyrics/poems, and music videos.

Man, bro Tommy keeps glooming up my feed. One more Dashboard Confessional video and he's getting deleted( that was the fifth one today and he the only one liking them).

by Bart101 November 4, 2011

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015