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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

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by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

shut the fuck up

secret signal for when you are playing rainbow six siege and you friend asks you who he wants you to play. this means to play doc or support operators

Friend: Who do you want me to play
You: Shut the fuck up
Friend: Alright

by novaukulele May 15, 2024

Shut the fuck up!

A person or a group of people saying a person to be quiet/shut up in a vulgar way

PERSON 1: Hey dude, can you shut the fuck up! I'm trying to listen to rap

PERSON 2: Since how did you went into my conversation! Don't sneak in like that!

by ARandomDude_thaty0uusedtokn07w November 28, 2024

fucking up a mean burger

when you eat a really really good burger

“i can’t talk rn i’m fucking up a mean burger”

by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025

Uncutely Fucked Up

To be intoxicated to an extent that does not allow one to be cute.

We had went to the club last night and my home girl was UNCUTELY FUCKED UP in the worst way...she was messy for sure.

by I'mThatB September 16, 2012

Fucked Up Upon Arrival

FUUA (Fucked Up Upon Arrival)

‘FUCKED UP UPON ARRIVAL: When you’re awaiting for your significant other to come home from work and many hours later they come home and sound as though they had been through a train wreck..!hen dealing with the aftermath upon arrival.

by RoJo75 December 13, 2020