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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

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by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

Fuck Up

When you say someone stole your phone but you we're just using it as a vibrator. Then you go take someone's old phone and use theirs.

He really Fuck Up

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

Fuck up

A shorter version to telling someone to shut up or shut the fuck up.

Guy 1: Bro my parents got me a new car for Christmas!

Guy 2: fuck up Bryan.

by Yungsavage April 27, 2016

Shut the fuck up

This word means to shut the fuck up and stop talking when I say so or I’ll beat you ass but like I was saying just shut the fuck up

Yo wassup man can you shut the fuck up please

by COOOOLLLLKIIID December 5, 2020

Shut the fuck up

It's better than saying "Shut Up".When you are Really annoyed and Mad Sometimes It leads too a fight...

Venassa:Sup
Chris:Hi
Venessa:Want to make annoying sounds?
Ronald:No
Chris:Ok
Venessa:OUNOUNOUNOUBABA
Ronald:Stop
Chris:CHACHACHACHACHACHACHA
Ronald:Seriously that's too annoying STOP!!
Venessa:NINANINANINANINA
Ronald:Shut up!!!
Chris:FOULAFOULAFOUALA
Ronald:Shut the Hell Up!!!
Venessa:KIKAKIKAKIKAKIKAKIKA
Ronald:You guys gave me no choice...Shut the Fuck Up!!!!
Chris:Mind your own Fucking Buisseness

by TSM_AK May 2, 2017

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024