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Flying Mushroom Stamp 

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!
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Flying Kites 

To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.
Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!
Flying Kites by Derethad June 24, 2010

Kite-Flying Parents 

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

flying tiger 

Any member of the United States Army Air Corps who flew for china during the Japanese invasion. This took place before the United States officially entered world war II.
The flying tigers flew over beijing and shot down all the japanese planes.
flying tiger by Justin December 16, 2004

Flying Buttress

A foursome with two women and two men where the men stand back to back hands raised above their heads grasping the each others hands for support. The women stand in front of both men and bend over and touch the floor. The men proceed to have sex with them from behind.
Hey buddy, if you are down I just convinced two girls to come home with us and rock out the flying buttress.
When your pants start to fall off and your bush shows but you don't notice until someone points it out.
"hey friend..you're uh... faying it"
faying it by Faytima November 16, 2006

Flying Out with your Schlong Out 

Being bold and confident (letting your cock hang out in the breeze for all to see and admire) Rocking Out with your Cock Out
2008 is the year of flying out with your schlong out!!!