Fried Bear Claw

The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.

I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

deep fried asshole

The result of putting your ass in a deep fryer.

Mike got a pretty nasty deep fried asshole from that accident last week.

by Wartorn Weasel October 10, 2013

fried

mad ugly
really blk
burnt
dark
crispy

OMGosh that girl i saw in the mall was soo fried.
I heard that new boy in our school is fried

by Ladii Reese March 2, 2007

FRIED EGG

When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.

Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...

by beaner 666 December 4, 2010

Deep fried Mars Bar

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

fried chicken

1) concrete n.: chicken that is fried
2) SLANG adj.: used by racist individuals to describe a dark-skinned person.
3) SLANG concrete n.: used to determine a newborn chick's fate.

1a) Get the chicken ready, I'm going to make fried chicken.
1b) Let's go to KFC for some delicious fried chicken.
2) Hey man, dat fried chicken nigga better not go rapin my gf.
3) My farm hatches over 10,000 fried chickens a day.

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007