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Happy Friday

Code phase used as a greeting in business to mean "Fuck you".
"Sure boss, I'll work the weekend. Happy Friday!"
by lrghuevos March 12, 2010
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Slap Ass Friday

a day that men sexually harass women and make them uncomfortable because they can’t understand boundaries.
man: it’s slap ass friday!
women: no it’s not! go take your made up holiday where they actually like it dipshit..
by Muffinpiss December 11, 2020
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Friday Eve

The day before Friday (Thursday)Henceforth known as Friday Eve. It's just like Christmas Eve but it comes once a week!
"Yes, finally it's Friday eve, the second best day of the week!!"
by mitch1991 March 14, 2009
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Friday Night

The orgasm you get after not masterbating for the week. Then rewarding yourself with masterbating the fuck off on friday. You watch the most intense porn, and if no one is home you can strip naked. If you are feeling really kinky you can flip your dick out on omegle for 2 hours before you actually start masterbating.
Man: "dude i havent jerked all week, and its friday! i NEED to masterbate!!"

Man 2: "Dude get yourself a friday night! Release the fluids like you never have before. Make sure no ones home so you can hit your balls on the webcam to people on omegle"
by Sploogeking October 12, 2011
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40 oz friday

A tradition originated in Scarsdale, NY, where directly after school, everybody congregates and swills 40 oz's of MALT LIQUOR
crew, let's swill some Malt Liquor to celebrate 40 oz friday.

Where we swillin' this 40 oz friday?

I swilled two 40's this 40 oz friday.

Never pour out any oz's of Malt on 40 oz friday.
by 40ozcrew May 28, 2010
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Grab Ass Friday

A day when a group of men that want to grab women's butts. Usually on a Friday.
Man: Dude its Grab Ass Friday again!
Man 2: Nice, today is going to be a good day.
by funu555 September 28, 2014
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Friday 13

by Qeafgdjhfbdbjdidix May 25, 2018
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