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multi-flasker

1. One who double parks his drinks, afraid to have to wait go wait on queue again for a drink (because he's a bloody fast drinker... and an alcoholic). ie like, multi-tasking.

2. A borderline alcoholic who lines up more than one drink at a time, sometimes up to 4, so as not to waste time queueing up.
Joe: Geez, Stan's got two drinks lined up and getting shots too.

Jason: i know, man....bloody alcoholic...he's a damn good multi-flasker.
by Samosaone August 7, 2011
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flake watch

watching for the 1st snowflake of a major storm, while sitting in a bar enjoying a few drinks.
I'm on flake watch. As soon as it starts to snow, I'll have a few more drinks so all the traffic can get out of town.
by Jim Weatherfield February 24, 2010
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Flakansed

phonetically: Fla : pronounced like it is in Flakansed, Kan: where its like the Kan in Flakansed, and Sed: as used in Flakansed.
Can sometimes be spelled phlakansed, or flakaaaansed.
Singlish derogatory slang used to be exceedingly wasted, debauched and totally intoxicated, or even completely off your face drunk, for extended amounts of time. Strongly associated with Large inter-school sporting events such as the Big match between Royal college (wull) and St Thomas' college.
Person A: maya.......how the big match???
Person B: Flakaaaaaaaansed mayan!!!!
Person A: Flakansed???
Person B: Flakaaaansed!!
Person A: Machaaaaang!!!
by herratio T S March 31, 2010
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flackrack

A woman who sags in all the wrong places
"I used to be a flackrack...now I'm just old"
by sloppy sloppy saggy jo April 27, 2010
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Flaker Chaser

One who actively pursues a flakey women or man.

Flakey women or men, are individuals that wish they could have their former relationship back and intact with their former lover. Unfortunetly, this is just wishful thinking because they're shallow douche bags and therefore impede their ability to move forward with their lives.
Sally, I feel like a Flaker Chaser when you reject my unwanted sexual advances or longing to have a meaningful, albeit sexual relationship with you
by Mukatsuku September 5, 2010
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flakked

To be so drunk that one no longer is capable of normal thought processes.
Why can’t he talk? “Bro he’s flakked”
by Yeetsire August 14, 2017
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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017
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