Filiblog

The use of irregularly long or frequent posts or to prevent the viewing of previous postings. A tactic most commonly used on Facebook.

"Thanks again for moving Jesse's car today for my lazy, late, unobservant ass. Yes, I felt guilty enough about it that I'm still brooding at 12:31am. And I'm trying to filiblog out all of Kate's cat comments."

by mikflow November 30, 2009

Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.

i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart

by Dumpology August 13, 2010

Filth Basket

A girl that is not only sexually attractive but will do things that are probably illegal globally during sexual intercourse.

Kagney linn Karter is a Filth Basket.
That bird on the dance floor looks like filth basket.
How was that girl last night? She was a filth basket.

by Mr Jablowme February 6, 2012

Filthy Horner

Rubbing your hand on your butt sweat then slapping someone.

If you don't calm down I'm going to come over there and give you a Filthy Horner!

by Shelby Badger September 30, 2012

Filipovich

A prince among his peers, he is destined to be a leader many. He is always fun at partys and is dripping with class.

Have you ever been to one of Prince Alexander Filipovichs' partys?

by lagsforfags February 21, 2013

Filliophilia

- An extreme love, sexual attraction, and desire to marry, date, and have sex with Nathan Fillion. (Not specifically in that order.)

-This is common in women who watch or have seen the shows Castle, Firefly, One Life To Live, Season 4 of Desperate Housewives, or any other number of Nathan Fillion’s works.

Symptoms Include:
- Reoccurring sexual thoughts about Nathan Fillion
- Drooling due to an extreme exposure of sexiness
- Feeling the need to watch and rewatch anything that involves Nathan Fillion at all
- Uncontrollable daydreaming about Nathan Fillion
- Spontaneous squealing at attractive photos of Nathan Fillion
- An abnormal (and in some cases unhealthy) desire to meet, or be in the same room as, Nathan Fillion

“I love her to death but it’s hard to hang out with her because all she

wants to do is watch and talk about Castle and Nathan Fillion;

clearly she suffers from Filliophilia.”

“I knew I was doomed the second I started watching Castle; now I

have no social life and suffer from Filliophilia! Well, I wouldn’t say

suffer, I enjoy every second of it!”

by skcastlelover April 11, 2013

Filipino Red Neck

A Filipino man who lives by the red neck lifestyle. They usually hang out with friends who are mostly white or southern, own a truck and drinks on a daily basis. They also date white chicks and has the skills to seduce them. Almost similar as a Coconut but with some southern red neck style.

Nonoy: Hey AJ has a new girlfriend and she’s white.

John: Awesome! I wonder how he does it.

Nonoy: Easy, he’s a Filipino Red Neck.

John: What?

Nonoy: Of course, he hangs out and drinks with a bunch of white dudes, owns a truck, and lives in Mississippi. He’s bound to be with a white chick.

John: (SMH) Don’t know how he does it. But I'll drink to that.

by JCUSAF23 March 4, 2014