snot fairy

N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.

Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.

by Grue December 30, 2003

ugly fairy

A mythical creature that slaps woman as they sleep rendering them unattractive. Sister of the girl fairy.

Guy 1: "See that girl over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she got slapped by the ugly fairy.'

by Michelle Barr July 27, 2008

hand fairy

a baseball or basketball jock that loves man-loving. They particularly like to catch balls and throw their balls at other men. They will never let go of someone's balls before throughly fondling it. They like to get naked and have butt sex in the locker room and showers. They love to use their hands to stroke the balls of the other jocks. They are the type of men who refuse to have a girls' sports team because they would have less room for gay sex with other ass-obsessed jocks. They also refuse to wear a uniform that does not immediately communicate to everyone what a flamer they are. They can usually be seen touching each other's asses before any game starts to show each other the butt-loving commitment they make to each other.

Guy: Look at that hand fairy. He loves to feel that jock's balls.
Dude: I know. He can't keep his hands off those balls.

by Tank6 June 16, 2008

dandelion fairy

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.

I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

fairy

Pleaseant term for female genitalia (predominantly British)

Get away from my fairy you dirty fucking perv

by Dav December 23, 2003

Teabag fairy

The fictional character blamed for teabagings.

"Looks like somebody got a visit from the teabag fairy"

by Mesey-mese December 18, 2008

cock sucking fairy

Often known as Adgh

by Anonymous May 15, 2003