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Faith

Something that is of no real substance except in the form of trust, but that you're ridiculed for lacking if you don't believe an invisible man created the universe in a couple of days and apparently cares more about you're belief in him than anything else in the world. Basically, faith is in the hands of the user, but religion uses it as an excuse for not providing evidence.
Person 1: "There is no evidence what the Bible says is true!"
Person 2: "Have faith!"
Person 1:"No, I'm tired of your shit"
by Caucasian Asylum May 27, 2015
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Old Faithful

The act of ejaculating semen on another's rectum then demanding that the person upon which ejaculation occurred must pass gas immediately. Ejaculator then looks at clock and says, "right on time."
Little Tim gave Sally the good ole' Old Faithful last night.
by bobbyz18 June 17, 2011
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Faith

Being sure of what you hope for, and certain of what you cannot see.
i had strong faith in the Lord before i prayed for a man, and He showed me the man's healing.
by sonworshipper April 29, 2010
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Old Faithful

A sexual act. It is when you pour an entire bottle of lube into a girls ass. Then, upon the first thrust, the lube sprays out like a geyser.
"Whats all that lube for"

"Yellowstone, here we come, Old faithful, baby."
by AsevenX88 August 16, 2011
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Old Faithful

The act off nutting (ejaculating) inside someone's mouth while they are on their back then stomping on their stomach. Those wearing a Used Poncho can avoid the geyser's angry eruption.
My girlfriend took one in the mouth from me last night so I stomped on her stomach, thus completing the Old Faithful. Wish I would've had a used poncho on...
by Brettford January 7, 2013
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farthickey

The mark from a fart when it is directly applied to the skin.
When I passed out, he gave me a farthickey on my arm!
by nocarrier July 25, 2007
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faitheist

an atheist who recognizes the value of fulfilling the human need to have faith and worship and is someone who elects to not have faith in anything bigger than him/herself but secretly harbours a desire to reinvigourate the idea of community but doesn't believe in organizing anymore.
as a faitheist, I am not a humanist.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009
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