ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

by Skoroca July 2, 2017

Limp dick face

The male version of “resting bitch face.”

He has taken flack for what some have called his limp dick face.

by Man o’ War December 18, 2017

Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023

Vomiting With A Smile On Your Face.

A term usually meant to describe early users of heroin, they often "vomit with a smile on their face."

"Of course he was vomiting — that’s what people on heroin do, they vomit. It’s called ‘vomiting with a smile on your face’.”

"Oh, so he's a new junkie?"

"Yeah, vomiting with a smile on your face."

by lolk. February 7, 2019

Get your finger out of my face

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 7.

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: 🤧😧😰😱
Jill: 👁👄👁
Christi: 🤭
Mellisa: 🏃 ♂️💨💨💨

by getyourfingeroutofmyface June 1, 2021

burnt face man

A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"

SCENARIO 1:

BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"

MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"

BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"

SCENARIO 2

BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

Maryland Crab Face

A facial structure commonly seen in females in Maryland, generally found from the Eastern Shore up to and including parts of Baltimore. Common facial features associated with the Maryland Crab Face include a rounded, bulbous nose, flaring nostrils, cold, dark eyes, fair skin that is reddened from repeated excessive sun exposure, and light-colored, often dyed, hair. Upon closer inspection, the face resembles that of a Chesapeake Bay crab.

That chicks body is good but you have to deal with that rough personality and her matching Maryland Crab Face.

by The Bullet May 21, 2008