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crunchy frog

Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.

Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked

Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.

Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019
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Exploding frog

An exploding frog is administered when you're giving a woman anal and she really needs to fart and all the gases build up into one mega fart which blows you out of her anus and away from her. Also useful as a defence mechanism against potential rapists.
Woman: "My boyfriend tried to give me anal last night, luckily I managed to exploding frog my way out of it"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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frogs smile

A sexual move where both partners are naked and the male partner starts behind the other and conducts a leap-frog maneuver over the others shoulders while letting their penis drag along the back side of the bottom partner.
"Maybe later we can go to my place later and you can give me a nice frogs smile"
by DefaultT February 17, 2017
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purple frog

"Wow, dude hope you didnt see a purple frog!"

"Why?"

"Because that means somebody is tryna kill u."
by Who'syourdaddy69 June 10, 2016
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big frog

A big frog is that boy you love. Your bf. Your big frog.
I love my bf (big frog) so much!
by Tyler, the definer December 19, 2017
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Frog Lake

place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.

Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.

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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.

Really? Where'd you hear that?
by gnostic 1 June 8, 2013
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kiss the frog

When you do a gravity bong weed hit and the water splashes up and hits your lips.
When i do gravity bong hits, i always kiss the frog, ewww.
by djbunnyd December 4, 2013
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