Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019
Get the crunchy frogmug. An exploding frog is administered when you're giving a woman anal and she really needs to fart and all the gases build up into one mega fart which blows you out of her anus and away from her. Also useful as a defence mechanism against potential rapists.
Woman: "My boyfriend tried to give me anal last night, luckily I managed to exploding frog my way out of it"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
Get the Exploding frogmug. A sexual move where both partners are naked and the male partner starts behind the other and conducts a leap-frog maneuver over the others shoulders while letting their penis drag along the back side of the bottom partner.
by DefaultT February 17, 2017
Get the frogs smilemug. by Who'syourdaddy69 June 10, 2016
Get the purple frogmug. by Tyler, the definer December 19, 2017
Get the big frogmug. place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.
Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.
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Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.
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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.
Really? Where'd you hear that?
Really? Where'd you hear that?
by gnostic 1 June 8, 2013
Get the Frog Lakemug. by djbunnyd December 4, 2013
Get the kiss the frogmug.