noor

A FUCKING CUNT FROM THE MISS PEREGRINES SERIES
eliza: god i hate noor
her friend: same noor is trash
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elizabeth

somebody who laughs at slightly larger than average sized grapes then smears yogurt on her face
elizabeth: LOOK AT HOW BIG THIS GRAPE IS IMFUCKINGC RYING AHAHAHAH
friend: it isnt even that big

elizabeth: *smears yogurt on face and dies*
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eliza

a teenage girl who is actually a crow, but will deny it
friend: eliza is a crow

eliza: stop fucking telling people im a crow im going to beat the shit out of you im not a crow

friend: see
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neil

a simp, very tall, gay twink

an absolute loser who likes to stand naked in a corn field

he turned into a pickle once, and called himself pickle neil
funniest shit i've ever seen
'wow, if you were any gayer you'd be neil' - a local bystander says
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pickle neil

look max i turned myself into a pickle im pickle neil
neil: im a pickle max im a pickle im pickle neil

max: what the FUCK
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max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton
'you know who you are max'
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crazy frog

some little bitch who has a tiny dick and caused the holocaust
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