First Car Syndrome

When a kid finally gets his/her first car and proceeds to fill it up with old pizza boxes, soda bottles, and chip bags. Just trash in general.

My older brother has serious first car syndrome. I always have to push the bottles and bags off the seats for me to sit.

by Nugs420420 June 14, 2010

De-forestation

The art of shaving one's genitals.

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...

by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

Woodberry Forest

Woodberry Forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the United States. The guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. Students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes Woodberry guys do. These pathetic individual are called EHS students, aka geeks, ugly ass boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every chance they get, still get demolished by Woodberry practically every year) Woodberry guys are generally just all around boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team's girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry guy every few weeks then your dumbass every day.

EHS girl 1: hey ash you still with that kid from EHS?

Ash: hell no, he was a fucking idiot in bed, couldn't even find the right hole. I chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. They're soooo fuckin boss.

EHS girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?

Ash: maybe, there's usually a pretty long line.

by gaius - ;) August 25, 2010

Love at first sight

Lust for the eloquent.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Sure, you can walk by again. Then just keep on walking out that door."

by Grammar Guru February 13, 2010

Female Forest

Excessive growing of pubic hair around the genitalia of a female. Unnecessary hair which usually gets in the way.

I always thought something was wrong with Brian when he told me he couldnt find her cooter, but then he mentioned her female forest and I had no further doubts.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

first reply

"First Reply" or "First Replying" is the act of roaming forums, seeing a topic that has been newly created, and quickly clicking and typing "First!" or "First reply!" or the most common "FIRST REPLY!".

More than often, others too are attempting to post first, so you will see multiple "first replies".

This act is often discouraged, as it serves of no relevance to the topic creator (or anyone else for that matter).

Person 1: *Creates new topic.*

Person 2: FIRST REPLY!

Moderator: Annoying child, BURN! *Presses ban button."

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

first amendment

To put bluntly: The Freedom of speech.

The first amendment is why one person can change the country.

by krau_soles April 8, 2006