fecent

To feel generally pleased despite having experienced something negative.

Derived from the words "fecies" and "decent" to mean feeling decent when by all acounts the average person would
feel like crap.

Slang Synonym: Deucent

Man: "I heard your husband cheated on you, are you feeling alright?"
Woman: "I feel perfectly fecent because I never liked him anyway"

by bighaircut October 18, 2008

Rusty Fencing

When two homosexual men are done having unprotected anal sex, and they pull out their hard, shit-covered penis' and proceed to "duel" with them.

At the end of a mutual, hard, sweaty session of unprotected anal poundage, Adam withdrew from Sheldon and challenged him to a healthy bout of Rusty Fencing.

by SmoothOperations October 12, 2008

White Picket Fencing

Having sex in the missionary position while wearing a condom and white sport socks for five minutes with your heterosexual spouse while your newborn child sleeps in the next room. Neither partner looks each other in the eye or makes a sound before the male partner orgasms.

White Picket Fencing is practiced most commonly in suburban neighbourhoods or at kink parties, where it is considered a fetish.

"Mary and John engaged in White Picket Fencing once monthly."

"While at the underground kink party, Peggy and Brian performed White Picket Fencing for the crowd."

by Ann Bland June 14, 2013

feces cranium

a person who has shit for brains.

bryle is such a feces cranium!

by Blythe_Smith20112 March 18, 2005

feces

According to Spanish grammar, plural for fez.

I pity the employees at the corner store; their boss has them wear feces.

by Gulstab February 18, 2009

feces

The primary sexual lubricant for homosexual men.

Kevin: You're feeling very wet tonight Ron.

Ron: Yes, well, I had Burrito House for lunch today.

Kevin: Feces!

by sjthiele November 3, 2011

feces

chocolate

Feces smells bad but actually tastes quite good.

by kwang June 4, 2003