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FPM

The number of times one drops the F-bomb in a minute. The rate at which one experiences blue mouth.
His FPM are as high as a NY cab driver.
by New in NYC October 23, 2012
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FPTMIU

Acronym: Further Proof That Mozart Is Underrated. Used often on classical music discussions on 4chan's music board, /mu/.
(in response to a list of favourite composers)
>Brahms, Beethoven, Chopin, Grieg
>no Mozart
fptmiu
by LeChopinBanane October 14, 2015
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Fps KermitTF

KermitTF is the type of person to waste his sad sadistic life writing about another person ( he is a pedophile). He still sucks on his mums fat saggy wrinkly tits that honestly look like Aussie grown sultanas. He likes licking the bottom of ball sacks. He always has ashy knees because he likes to suck dick. His chest looks like great pyramid of gyza. He consistently sits in a wooden chair playing Fortnite in the living with TV on max to fucking piss everyone in his party off plus his pc breaks and rages like a pussy. He is biggest troll in real life as well. When he is jealous, he turns into a fucking gremlin, he destroys everything that you like just so it's "even". He makes consistent jokes about midgets cause his tall and that's the only thing that he has good ( tall but disabled). He leeches off other peoples food just because his parents don't care about him as much as his brother.
Girl: hey, Kermit

Fps KermitTF: PLEASE GIVE ME FOOD NOW

Girl: Im hungry though

Kermit : MY PARENTS HATE ME GIVE ME FOOD BITCH
by Inboundbaker470 June 16, 2019
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FPM

Fucks Per Minute - The average number of times someone says "fuck" in a movie or television series.
"It has also been reported that the series had a total count of "fucks" of 2980, and a cumulative FPM of 1.56."
by amyghania August 20, 2007
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fpl

fat pussy lips; a term male swimmers use when looking at girls in tight one pieces
Kevin: Damn, look at Sofia's fpl.
Adrian: I would so tap that!
by swimming niggah October 9, 2011
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fPod

"Dude, check out this iPod I found online for only $60. For some reason it has a different menu though."

"That things not real, thats an fPod"
by thebetterfriend2 March 26, 2010
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FP

Guy 1: Dude, she was hot when I took her home but when I woke up this morning she gained 200 pounds!
Guy 2: *FP*
by Hameed Bach December 7, 2010
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