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English Scrotum Slap

A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap
by Wes1591 August 13, 2012
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english crumpet

The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy
He had an English crumpet for breakfast
by Dr.seemorevaginas December 8, 2013
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English

That guy's white. He must be speaking in English.
by Van thomas April 17, 2018
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English Teacher

Every single English Teacher is a waste of space and is a waste of time apart from two. The two good English Teachers are usually female. when you meet the first English Teacher they will seem funny, polite and nice; but really they are horrible, discouraging and rude people, and don't get me started on the Head of English.
"Oh my god, the English Teachers today, just turning around on me like that jeez, I'm so fed up of them. Can't believe they would just quick me out my class and tutor like that."
"Today was horrible, I had English, and my English Teacher just made ten times worse that it already worse: first accusing me of flirting with them secondly, shouting my name out in-front of everyone in class and just being there watching over everyone and making us do even more work on boring comers."
by Maddie.03 December 30, 2019
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English cunt

Every single English person in England their all dirty bastards that finger each other’s fannies and stink of shit all day.
I seen the English cunts fucking shit head pricks
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos
Ap english language and composition sucks the sleep and energy out of you
by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017
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full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
by C February 24, 2004
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