elephant's foot

el-uh-fuhnts fuht

(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"

(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered

1. "Last night I felt frisky, so I gave Cindy the elephant's foot. She was out for almost an hour!"
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.

by ofggerrrt May 11, 2008

Elephant Leg

An oversized marijuana cigarette. A big fat joint.

Dude, we're gonna get totally ripped if we smoke this elephant leg.

by Roger Beep December 6, 2003

Elephant Hunting

The act of killing small animals for fun using only a beebee gun. usually takes place in a jungle-like area to seem like you are actually hunting for elephants.

John: hey want to go elephant hunting then throw the remnants at Old Man Higgins?
Nettles: no, i'm too big of a pussy.

by 666SATAN666 May 17, 2008

elephantium

A gigantic person or somebody who attempts sex with there reflection.

Kieran is elephantium.

by makit January 20, 2004

Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.

John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.

by JGottli December 14, 2008

elephant bukkake

what Ill Community poster Parallel Thymes would do for a klondike bar

"Parallel said he just enjoyed an elephant bukkake. Right, Parallel?"

"glug glug..."

SMH

by e2s wins again March 3, 2010

Take that you stupid elephant

Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.

Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags. Take that you stupid elephant!

by Stupid Elephant July 16, 2008