Earl

The biggest bitch who will beat women on the low he has cheated on women lame and not respectable he thinks he's doing the right thing but he's not he thinks making enough money will solve everything super fake and low and will manipulate you he trys to be a good father or family member though

Wow that nigga earls a bitch

by Miao tai chi June 22, 2019

Earl

Is a very great guy. He will make you have the best time of your life. He likes to talk. He is very handsome. But sadly he is bad in bed. Very small cock. Finishes very quickly.

You boyfriend is such a Earl

by Qsosa March 18, 2017

early bird special

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm

After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had

by Aric & JenJen January 14, 2008

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

earlisha

A very meaningful name. A name that is for a handsome man. Never can trust this person with that name, and will always want to be right. Examples: if you are ever arguing they with proceed to argue about it till you give up on the conversation. Also has a friend that is actually what they say they are but "Earlisha" won't believe them.

Earlisha got mad at me, he won't believe I'm actually getting braces.

by Smart adam knows it December 1, 2020

early

gangsta way to say "good-bye"

holla atcha boy....early

by Merittislndballa June 2, 2003

earl

a raging retard but doesn't know it

John: I'm tired of being around Bill. He's always asking "Hey, does this look real"?

Jeff: I know what you mean. That earl can be pretty dam annoying.

by austin_jeff November 6, 2008