eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023

nerve eating

When you are nervous, especially while learning for a test, eating candy/cookies like your life depends on it.

Mom: Brad, quit the nerve eating while you study, you plundered the whole cupboard in the kitchen for tasty things!
Brad: chomp,chomp, but Mom, i have this big test tomorrow, and i am not sure if i will pass. So I'm having a big nerve eating attack rite nao!
Mom:#NERDRAGE

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

Eat the elephant

A massive endeavor. Far beyond the likes that anyone has seen. A task that must be dealt with. One way or another.

It's time to eat the elephant

by U better hurry March 26, 2021

Eat._.soup

Eat._.soup is an amazing Gacha editor and tweener, She is so funny and original 👍 although her account slowly dying, she still continues to make videos for her followers to enjoy 💃 made by

“Hey guys! Check out this amazing Gacha tiktoket called eat._.soup!! 😄”

by anonymous April 29, 2021

Eat boner

An insult so godly it has no meaning other then your own interpretation. If you have ever eaten boner (sucked penis) you are not allowed to use this phrase

Jeff says “fuck off your trash”

Jack says “ eat boner”

Jeff has no other comeback

by Dnelly-Clovis October 1, 2021

Eat the radish

Eating the radish is when something fails to live up to expectations, as in how nice radishes are to look at, but how terrible they taste.

As in, "I hope I don't eat the radish today," or, "This pizza really ate the radish."

by Lexike May 30, 2014