by dose

1. substitute for "my nose" when in allergy season to emphasize distress.

2. demand by a toddler on his mother upon seeing his favorite dessert in a grocery store.

1. "By dose itches!"

2. "OOOOHHH MOMMY POSSICLES by dose!!!"

by JennMartin June 10, 2005

Textually Transmitted Disease

TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.

In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.

by doseEdose May 21, 2010

DOSIA

When something is great it's 'dosia'

When you take a dump and you dont need to wipe, fucking dosia

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Lethal Dose Juicer

Lethal Dose Juicer (LDJ). Reffered to anabolic steroid users that inject insane dose of steroids, which is even too crazy for veteran steroid users.

dareal: hey guys i am going to start with 2000 mg's of Tren E each week.
Benn: dude you are insane!
Flex: serious overkill!
Lewis: you are going to die
Eric: you are a dumbf**k really.

Mike: LOL Lethal Dose Juicer

by EricR DBB December 13, 2009

Volstad Disease

A disease where the person infected is a sad sloppy bitch that cuts themselves every night

DAMN BRO AJ HAS VOLSTAD DISEASE

by kyratime October 7, 2019

Darling's Disease

A condition of the face where your eyebrows are far darker than your hair.

Alistair Darling has a severe case of Darling's Disease.

by ClumsyNinja145 May 15, 2010

Yellow Straw Disease

Whenever you wake up after a long night of drinking and start puking everywhere. Its not puking when you're drunk, but once you wake up and the night just got the best of you.

Guy 1: Where's grant? He was pretty trashed last night.
Guy 2: He's back at Mcdonalds puking all over the bathroom. He's got the yellow straw disease pretty bad.

by CaptnsBoy July 25, 2011