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Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.
I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.
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Don Soffer High School 

Shitty ass school run by old farts
U goin to don soffer high school?
yea that garbage
Don Soffer High School by Messi800 December 9, 2019

Don Kan'onji 

1. Don Kan'onji is the world's premier spiritualist. In the world of Bleach, all worship and adore him and his Hollow-pwning powers.

2. The secret identity of the thinly disguised Kamakura Gold, leader/producer of the not-so-popular sentai series, Kamakura Super Heroes. (A blatant ripoff of Voicelugger).

3. The only person known to have successfully performed the "Golden Kan'onball" and not destroy their sanity. There is an unconfirmed report of Chuck Norris doing this also.
1. Don Kan'onji: "Spirits are always with you!"

Crowd: "Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Karin: No, I'm Red! I won't let you have it!

2. The world's premier spiritualist, he is imitated by Rukia and disliked by Ichigo, his number one student.

Don Kan'onji by Miles McCool March 29, 2008

don't get me fucking twisted 

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.
Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

Don't forget to bring a towel 

An amazing thing to randomly say.

Don Dada 

A combination of Don and Dada. Meaning the top pimp, the biggest player, and even one step above mack daddy.
"They call me the Don Dada
Pop a collar, drop a dollar if you hear me you can holla
Even rottweilers, follow, the Impala" - Ice Cube, Hello

"Who may not be original but still a don-dada (yeah!)
I'm gon' take this beat and flip it, I'm gon' make it hotter (yeah!)" - Nelly, River don't run

Don Dada by Da Count September 20, 2005