Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.

Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.

by financialjoo February 13, 2012

dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.

1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.

by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014

Dildobat

Dildobat is a big slightly curved dildo looking like bat(not the animal) that people use to either hit others or for other uses not to be confused with a regular dildo.

Dave: shit bob I accidentally hit susan with the dildobat
Bob: XD that sound wrong on so many levels......but yeah its serious

by The Real ID December 29, 2014

damdoo

Bitch ass asian kid who watches anime and hentai. If hes not doing that hes playing league of legends, fapping, and occasionally getting robbed.

Dude when i was at the bus stop this guy pulled a damdoo and took all my shit, feels bad man.

by numbnutslol June 14, 2016

dildo smoker

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie

Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up

by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

dildo rap

Fake rap with entertainers saying retarded shit over a bangin beat that grows a buzz....like a vibrator

do you listen to lil wayne?

na man, thats dildo rap, I listen to Westside Connection bitch!

by Fish__ December 12, 2016