diarrheaing

The act of going diarrhea. Commonly associated with: the hershey squirts, explosive bowel movements, porcelain punisher, and generally destructive colon activities.

Stephanie spent all this morning diarrheaing.

by Singingfrenzy November 19, 2006

diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

Diarrhate

When you have so much diarrhea that you hate life.

When you're experiencing explosive diarrhea.
When you shit yourself because you have uncontrollable diarrhea.

I ran to the toilet and experienced the worst diarrhate of all time.

by egstrangehart July 27, 2017

bandwidth-diarrhoea

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters

Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

diarrhoea

Unstoppable poop torrent

'Hi Boss, I couldn't possibly come to work today. I have a bad, bad case of diarrhoea.'

by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017

Diarrhagia

Formed by combining the Greek and Latin medical roots 'dia' meaning "through completely" and 'rrhagia' meaning "bloody or excessive discharge."

Also known by it's shortened version, "rrhag" or "rrhagia."

Example 1:

"Shit, I got that nasty rrhag today."

Example 2:

Jim: "What did you do last night to prepare for the marathon?"
Kimmy: "F**k, I actually went to happy hour and blacked out by 7. Feeling it today..."
Jim: "Aw shit, gurl. That sucks. Diarrhea?"
Kimmy: "Naw, worse... Diarrhagia."

by JGerkstain April 12, 2013