denim dyke

A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.

Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.

*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."

by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011

decimalist

A librarian that still knows the Dewey Decimal System.

Decimalists, similar to specialists in the medical field, are the specialists in world of libraries.

Where is the decimalist when you need them? The computers are broken and I need someone to help me decode this secret code / language of numbers and decimals, so I can find a book.

by JRHMDDC November 7, 2013

Denim-Queen

That one girl-woman hybrid that wears such an amount of denim that makes surrounding people go "hey, is that chick really wearing that much denim?". Usually she responds with "I'm deniming it up in this bitch!" or the likes. Approach with caution.

Everyone: "Hey, Denim-Queen, what's with all the Denim?"
DQ: "Deniming it up in th.."
Everyone: "Yeah, Yeah we know.."

by DenimQueen February 10, 2014

Denim legs

When your pants are just a little too tight and you get the imprint of your jeans on your legs

I had a wicked case of denim legs after wearing my favorite pair of skinny jeans.

by asgardiancapes March 2, 2016

denim clad

its a word for describing cloths. usually jeans and something made of hard cotton like fabric

Example 1: oh! he is wearing a pair of denim clad jeans.
Example 2: whatta denim clad snowsuit!

by huzail March 27, 2016

Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with

Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"

by DontQ April 20, 2016

Delimazing

When you cook an incredible burger that gives you the shakes.

He wate a burger and when he stood up he was shaking. Delimazing!

by whezy April 24, 2016