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A hardwired intercom mechanism on an aircraft carrier
Taxpayer dollars pay for mobile devices
by Holey Leonard January 29, 2020
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chastity device

n.

An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.

For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.

For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.

Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
As a submissive pseudomale, I always wear a chastity device when I engage in sexual activities.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021
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devilchild

an offspring of Satan..Untrustworthy
An asshole of giant proportions.
devilchild child of Satan
by luciferbeelzibub January 24, 2009
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Deving

I have been deving all day. Being a dev
by Devkechi December 11, 2018
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The Devils Salad

The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.

Ingridients:

1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.

2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.

3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.

Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.

There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad

The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.
Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"

Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"

Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"

Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"

Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"

Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"

Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"

30 Minutes Later.

Jhone doe: "whoollyy crrapp theyyss wasss wrighhht I dnnt evwenn knww wherrree I amms I dnnt thhnnk I ccaann even mooovee I luvvv thhhe Deviilllsss ssaaladd!"

Jane doe: " ii knnoww mmannn thhhisss iiisss ttthheee hiiigggghhessst ii eveerrr beeennn thhhannkkssss whhhoooeeevvveeerrr pppuuutttt iiiittt oonnn uuurrrbbaan ddiiicctiiiooonnnaaarrryy1"
by killz-em-all420 March 7, 2012
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Devirginize

1. (v.)To take one's virginity.
2. (v.)To remove a person or object's purity, or innocence.
come 'ere baby... Uncle Jesse's gonna devirginize your sweet little pussy for you.
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003
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Devin

A girl who is absolutely stunning. She has a bright shining smile and she's full of love. She will never hurt you or stab you in the back, she's the best friend a person could ask for. No matter what, Devin will be there for you, guaranteed. <3
I FUCKING LOVE DEVIN!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
by DevinLover September 29, 2011
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