Mrs. Custer

An ass hole of a teacher, which gives you a hard time for no reason. Don't mess with her, one touch of your clothes, there goes your A+ in math. That shit gonna drop into a C. If you have a Mrs. Custer for math, don't even bother, just transfer out. It ain't worth the mental issues.

Hey its Mrs. Custer, Hi Mrs. Custer. Mrs. Custer : 10 points off your next test.

by can'tfindaname69 January 13, 2019

french canadian love custard

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

by scottydo May 29, 2007

custardmonkey

The 'child' of a member of the caucasian and of the negroid races.

we found them totally birdbathed on hamster's rucksack, wandering round the city like a couple of custardmonkeys.

by the right royal Dan meadow and his emperical majes November 7, 2003

Custard Cream

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.

She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.

by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

custy snap

some rotten custy in a pink cardigan says in no particular order snappety snap directly following your aw snap over some worthwhile event....

j crewish pink cardigan custy says: "aw snappity snap" that custy just stole my turkey wrap .... with a late snap of the fingesr.. prolly works at pier one..

by estaro February 13, 2004

Custing

When you grab anything loud to make noise with a group and then wake someone screaming CUST.

Tonight theirs going to be a serious custing

by ivana McCrust December 4, 2010

Rental Car Customer

A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.

"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"

by Angry Man October 25, 2003