coochie defender

box lock cockblock
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008

cooch stain

stains on furnature caused by the menstrual effulent.

I am not sitting on that cooch stain

by Ticky April 17, 2008

Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

Coochie q-tips

tampons

Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?

by dawgcat November 10, 2010

Cooch Hunter

a person who hunts cooches. Usually not trusted by male or lesbian friends.

Josh is such a cooch hunter.

by coochlover25 November 13, 2010

coocheese

The curd like substance that forms inside a coochie

I went down on that chick and she had all kinds of coocheese

by casprika April 5, 2015

coochie cabra

Thirsty ass thot who's out late at night trying to get laid or free shit

That coochie cabra is trying to get me to buy her a bottle

by gangstascientist September 20, 2017