knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

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Commode choker

a fat lady, a bit beyond being chubby.

did you see that commode choker jake's with tonight?

she wasn't thick she was a commode choker

by DJ JAKE da snake October 16, 2008

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Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.

Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.

by Big Rabes May 29, 2011

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Haitian Coke

A drink native to the west suburbs of Chicago. Composed of half liquor and half coke. Usually made with Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels, however, any dark liquor can be used. Spike with Knob Creek or another exceptionally strong bourbon while your polish friend isn't paying attention.

Pour me a Haitian coke, I want to forget I'm Polish tonight

by Dumb Polak January 19, 2016

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Bulgarian Coke

Coke made in Bulgaria. Production started in 1965.

I'm drinking a 330mL can of Bulgarian Coke.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 June 20, 2016

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woke and coke

When you wake up in the morning and do a line of cocaine.

Person1: I got up today and did some blow. I woke and coke today, is that a word?

Person2: I dunno but cut me a line and check it on Urbandictionary.com

by 4tm0sphere December 29, 2007

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