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A drink native to the west suburbs of Chicago. Composed of half liquor and half coke. Usually made with Captain Morgan or Jack Daniels, however, any dark liquor can be used. Spike with Knob Creek or another exceptionally strong bourbon while your polish friend isn't paying attention.
Pour me a Haitian coke, I want to forget I'm Polish tonight
by Dumb Polak November 15, 2015
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