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Jesus Crist

Jesus Crist is a name you would give to a mentally stable young drug lord. They would own a business in Portugal and they would be shipping worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, you're a Jesus Crist.
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes it is I, Mr Pablo Escobar.
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Jesus Crist

The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
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