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Joselito 

when someone slaps a persons hand as hard as they can
I just Joselito'd the shit out of Bills hand, its all red.
Joselito by tired mook January 13, 2005
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Joselito 

Joselito is an individual, typically male, who manages or controls prostitutes and, in some cases, profits from their earnings.
Joselito be textin all the hoes ngl
Joselito by Big bbc randy November 19, 2023

joselito cristian 

someone that likes to fuck boys.He’s always referred to as fagaga sway or officer kinennie.
“Woah look at Joselito cristian he’s so cool
joselito cristian by lito star November 22, 2021

Joselino 

The best of the best no one is better
Bro that was a dope back flip your a Joselino
Joselino by Fuckerhader January 16, 2019
spanish word for a joint (mariguana)
hey, ahi que fumar un josesito!

hey, let's smoke a joint
josesito by M CEDILLO November 9, 2006

Josesito duron 

Josesito duron is super cute and sometimes mean but always so kind of you find your self a Josesito duron your the luckiest brother or sister don’t break his heart he’s been thru enough he gets hurt easily just play fortnite or rocket league cause that his favorite games and he loves his big sister Melissa and Camila is so mean to him even if he’s nice and she’s mean so he always sad show a Josesito duron some love!
Them:Hey have you seen the new kid Josesito duron
Me:omg yes he’s so cute
Them:ikr I’m gonna ask him out
Josesito duron by Idrxpmeli January 18, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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