google craps

A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.

"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."

by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013

crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!

Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.

by applejacks101 January 9, 2017

Glimmer of crap

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.

Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022

Snap and Crap

The action of snapchatting and shitting simultaneously.

"The shower curtains and mirror were an obvious give away John was doing a snap and crap."

by grayvie train November 7, 2016

crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.

"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."

by clem7632 June 23, 2008

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl

Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap

by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021

crap news

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.

Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?

by kcm556 June 2, 2017