Compannequin

The upper half or full body of a mannequin employed to elude car pool lane passenger requirements, sexual satisfaction or faux companionship.

Did that guy get busted with a car full of compannequins at the toll plaza?

by msmyj March 13, 2013

Conanist

Someone who masturbates to barbarian films.

Watching Arnie and his massive chopper really gets me off. I'm such a conanist.

by MrLarry124 January 27, 2014

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

Conanfreude

The pleasure derived from the crushing of you enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their woman.

After the election they enjoyed the conanfreude of their decisive victory.

by Auntie Betsy November 6, 2016

coiante

The last name of true greats. The first person to ever have the honor bestowed upon them was a boy named Colin from Hunterdon County. It dates back to 2003 AD as a legend name.

Domenic- “hey Joanne! Mother Theresa here!”
Colin-“oh my gosh Theresa!!”
Domenic- “Joanne Coiante! It’s MOTHER Theresa!”
Colin-“sorry”

by Moooooolah February 16, 2018

Comanche overpass

When you lube up your cock and balls with spit and glide it over her face with great force.

Dude 1 hey ur mom gay lol
Dude 2 ok well i gave your mom a comanche overpass

Dude 1 heck

by Xxxn00bslay3r May 19, 2018