Convent Girl

Horrible British girl. Brought up with conservative values. Goes to an all girl convent school and thinks because of this they are better than everyone. Absolute slag - has sex with everything in sight. Shop at Waitrose (stupidly expensive British supermarket) and would rather go bankrupt than be seen elsewhere. Scum of the earth in my humble opinion.

Working class lad: Mate, you seen that convent girl?
Other working class lad: Another one of them slags is she?

by BigMac2009 July 13, 2009

Convent Station

A suburb in Morristown. The mainly white rich part of this town can be as fake badass as the next. Kids in Convent think that T.P.ing a tree and switching the street signs is a true crime. Convent, also known as Co-Stat (made up by a previous resident there to make it sound more ghetto then it is) is 100% white, and for those kids who aren't shipped off to Delbarten, SHP, and Oak Knoll they are sent to the trashy highschool in hopes not to get stabbed.

Convent Station is still love, no matter how fake ghetto it is.

by MakeLoveNotWar September 9, 2006

dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.

At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.

by adam phillips November 8, 2008

wet t-shirt contest

a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits

"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"

by bobb February 6, 2003

ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

popularity contest

n. What you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously

When I was in seventh grade, everything was a popularity contest. If you had too few friends, if you were too mean, too nice, too perky, too apathetic, too anything, you were a weirdo or a freak.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra June 23, 2007

contentness

A general feeling of being content. Often happens when you find yourself at peace around a specific individual who exudes positive energy.

"I don't know what it is. Every time I'm around her I get this feeling of contentness."

by Reginald New April 8, 2010