concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.

Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.

by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018

conber

A misspelling of the name Connor typically describes a lonely ginger that isn't sexually attractive, has a great sense of humor, and has lots of friends (the friendzone is his worst enemy)

Man, Conber is so funny, if only he was hotter

by Conbernation May 9, 2018

coner

In short, a term for a “car-boner”. A person will have a coner if they become obsessed with a car they see.

Guy 1: Yo, that Lambo over there is so cool.

Guy 2: Yeah, it’s cool.

Guy 1: I have to see it up close.

Guy 2: You have a huge coner, dude.

by DoggyDitto May 20, 2018

Confederate Queen

A boothang, your lover, lifelong partner, baby girl

I’m hoping to find myself a confederate queen one day and marry her.

by 44 time all star June 13, 2018

Coner

When Conant has a boner.

Dude look at cone-daddy
Yeah he has a coner.

by Qwack November 15, 2018

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

comferdato

Someone who gambles a lot and loses a lot of money.

My husband is such a comferdato

by thedefineguyisepic January 24, 2019