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computer stooge

Jim used to have a computer, but it crashed one day and now he thinks it's broken for good. He has been offline for 3 years now. What a Computer Stooge!
by rolisk August 4, 2007
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computerplaegic

Refers to adults that are paralized at the sight of a computer; also those who are terrified at the thought of using a computer.

Technophobes; Anti-Geek
Having taken pity on his computerplaegic father, the 12 year-old helps him with his laptop.
by E. Irvin Fischer February 6, 2008
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Compuphilia

Compuphilia is the sexual attraction to computers.

Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):

1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem

(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him

2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.

The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Although obtaining consent is not usually considered a prerequisite for activity with non-living material, compuphilia is considered to be taboo and frequently labelled as abuse.
by jailook October 10, 2008
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computzor

My computzor is the fastest on the market!
by Vatta February 24, 2009
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Computer Snag

Using a temporarily open computer even though you know that someone was using it and will return momentarily.
My brother got pissed because I computer snagged him.
by commanderpoop May 18, 2009
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Computricide

The murder or killing of a computer or like device
My computer makes me want to commit computricide
by java0123 June 1, 2009
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Compucessory

An accessory for a computer. Frankly we need more words like this!
Man in Department Store: Miss, could you point me to the Compucessory Department
by tomh99 July 15, 2009
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