Total Commando

Total Commando means something is really awesome or manly.

whoa, that giant robot over there is TOTAL COMMANDO!

by awesometastic12 July 23, 2011

Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo

Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1

by Ben April 13, 2005

Clit commando

A lesbian or guy thats really good at frigging off a chick or a chick who pleasures herself alot.

person a: is she a leso?

person b: yup she's a clit commando!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

commander and queef

A girl who is amazing at queefing

I could hear your queef from the 3rd floor. You're the Commander and Queef!

by Asumedzulu August 21, 2015

commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006

Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

by Den-bot February 13, 2005