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colored shorts

Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.
"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"
by I speak the truth 123098 April 19, 2018
mugGet the colored shortsmug.

Missouri Color Run

The act of the woman or man laying faceup with their mouth full of dry Koolaid mix. While a man squats over him/her mouth reverse cowgirl direction dunking his nuts in the colorful mix and releasing a simultaneous fart right above their nose. Causing her to have a coughing fit and release clouds of colorful dust while you run away.
I just shaved my nuts for the Missouri color run
by mydogtheasshole September 3, 2021
mugGet the Missouri Color Runmug.

Sexuality of Color

Sexuality of Color, (SOC) for short applies to people who aren't Heterosexual, Allosexual, Heteroromantic, and Cisgender. If you don't fit any of the four boxes, even ONE, then you are a Sexuality of Color!

Anybody within the LGBT spectrum is considered an SOC.
"This person identifies as a Heterosexual and Biromantic. You are a Sexuality of Color!" "I'm Heterosexual, Heteromantic, and Allosexual, but i'm trans! You are a Sexuality of Color!" "I'm pansexual. You are an SOC!" "I'm Asexual but i'm Heteroromantic. You are an SOC!"
by Supercheeseidecream January 10, 2021
mugGet the Sexuality of Colormug.

Gods color

Not black, white, brown, tan, yellow, purple, blue
I am not white- I am Gods color

sara misemer
by smisemer October 19, 2020
mugGet the Gods colormug.

white woman of color

A white woman who benefits from white privilege but through some vague means associates themselves with being a poc. Either by behavior or being able to check a non-white box.
Pete Davidson's type is a white woman of color.

Ex: Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Halsey, a white Latina, a white North African Arab

"Is Michelle white? She has pale skin, light brown hair, and green eyes"

"No, I think her parents' are Turkish. So she can check off the Asian box. She is a white woman of color. "
by purpleplatypus1 May 25, 2024
mugGet the white woman of colormug.

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F
Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018
mugGet the evil piss colored sour footballsmug.

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