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Chris O’Clock Meal

An obscenely large last-night meal containing a disturbing blend of leftovers, processed foods and/or similar hog-feed, piled onto a single plate and carelessly mashed together; covered in cheese. Nutrition Facts: Contains 5700-17000 calories.
Night of: “It’s saturday night and everyone’s asleep. Time for a Chris O’Clock Meal.”

Morning after, awaking to a trashed house and a disturbing meaty/cheesy smell: “Holy shit! Looks like someone had a Chris O’clock Meal last night! Fuuucckkk, what a mess to cleanup.”
by Captain Crunch Berry November 14, 2017
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Dooke O'Clock

When you gotta take a Mondo dooke.
Yo Lil Carlo its dooke O'Clock.
by NoFapWarrior69 June 6, 2018
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5 o'clock Charlie

When your boss does somethnig just as you're about to clock out that fucks up the rest of your day or weekend. Typically, this is comprised of a request for you to do some work and is due to laziness and/or lack of preparedness on their part.

This is a reference to an episode of MASH where the enemy would fly in everyday at 5 o'cock and drop a bomb on the camp's garbage pile.
Darcy is such a shitty boss. She came in to my office just as I was clocking out and told me she needed the last 2 weeks of bank records before I go. She knew about this request a long time ago but since she sucks as a manager and a human being, she thinks it's okay to routinely drop these 5 o'clock Charlies in my lap.
by ImaLuzer June 9, 2018
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2 o'clock turn

The 2 o'clock turn is an event that happens every day at 2 during the work week to avoid the midday slump. It's a time for you and your coworkers to take a break and do something funny, relaxing, or to wake up for the rest of the day. Basically take a break to recharge your brain! At Brewer's Lantern we like to take shots of Red Bull and go live on instagram or post stories and challenge others to turn as well!
We need to do the 2 o'clock turn before I fall asleep
Get the Red Bull ready... it's time for the 2 o'clock turn
by brewerslantern June 9, 2018
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Bed O’ Clock

A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night
Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go
by Phraxation December 15, 2018
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Blem o'clock

Legit means what it says. its time for a blem.
"Yo Elroy, what time is it?"
"It's blem o'clock"
by elroysgae December 1, 2019
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Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.
I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!
by Albama man April 12, 2020
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