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Tony Clifton

Tony Clifton was discovered by the legendary comedian Andy Kaufman in 1969, while performing in a seedy lounge in Las Vegas, Nevada. Kaufman was immediately mesmerized and signed Clifton to open for him on several occasions, most notably his historic "Carnegie Hall Concert".

In the 80's, Mr. Clifton appeared numerous times on such shows as David Letterman, Merv Griffin, and Dinah Shore. He was a favorite of Jim Henson and appeared on "The Miss Piggy Special." Rodney Dangerfield hired Tony to open for him at Bill Graham's world famous Fillmore in San Francisco.

After Kaufman's untimely departure, Clifton made a miraculous appearance at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles on May 16, 1985 - one year to the day after Kaufman's death. Over the next few years, he disappeared, with only the occasional "sighting" reported.

In 2000, the mythological alter ego reemerged to play himself in Milos Forman's "MAN ON THE MOON," starring opposite Jim Carrey. He stunned fans that summer at the Hollywood Bowl, taking the stage at an REM concert to sing a duet of "Man on the Moon" with REM lead singer Michael Stipe. Halfway through the song, feeling Stipe was upstaging him, Clifton proceeded to violently toss Stipe offstage. Clifton subsequently was escorted from the premises.

After a brief appearance on "The Jimmy Kimmel Show," in 2004, followed by a one night "sold out" performance at LA's House of Blues, Tony has been incommunicado... until now! Kaufman's protege is back with "The Return of Tony Clifton", making it possible for audiences all across the country to witness this legendary performer in the flesh.
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by Smiffay September 29, 2008
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A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.
"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

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Bill Clinton was a Unique President...in many ways....so his legacy follows.

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To deliberately attempt to obfuscate or muddy the waters regarding an affirmation that is in essence arbitrary in nature.
You are a LIAR!

Define 'lie'?

Do not Clintonize the matter! (Lying is for the most part an arbitrary action: you lied or you did not lie)
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The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"
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Clifton

The only neighborhood in Cincinnati worth living in. Lovely place with nice houses, a diverse population, and home of University of Cincinnati.
Our neighbors call the cops on us all the time when we have parties because they forget what it's like to be in college. But it's all good. Living Clifton beats dealing with frat boys in the Heights or crackheads in Corryville any day.
by Lauren_Rae January 27, 2008
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when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly
i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon
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