chaitastrophe

Occurs when you spill your chai latte all over the counter at Starbucks and the extremely gay barista yells "We have a Chai disaster out front! Get a mop, Stat! It's a chaitastrophe! Hurry, people are drowning out there!", in a very annoying falsetto voice, thereby embarassing you in front of the whole coffee shop.

I spilled my chai yesterday in Starbucks. It was terrible, a real chaitastrophe.

by Taryn June 4, 2004

cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Cheating

when a man sneaks out of his OWN house, to go and find some happiness away from you, behind your back so that YOU don’t feel bad,

Cheating is for you girls.

(- Patrice O’Neal)

He was cheating for you!

by jsadecki June 7, 2018

The Cheat

the best cheese/anvil/pikachu eater/pimp hybrid ever created

im so so glad the cheat is not dead... the cheat is not deaaaaaaaaaaaaad...im so glad the cheat is not dead

by poopanater November 2, 2003

The Cheat

A strange creature, probably from space. More popular than Strong Bad, though he won't admit it. Makes awesome music videos. Not to be confused with The Sneak.

Hey, The Cheat, have a trophy.

by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.

Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating

by Gurbachen March 11, 2010

I Cheat On Wife

Dr.Disrespect

I Cheat On Wife and Wear a wig sunglasses and a armour vest and record in the bathroom~

by CuntGayBitchDady August 3, 2019