Chain

1: A chain worn around the neck, usually with a medallion of some sort. Typically made of gold, silver, or copper. Popular within the Hip-hop community.

2: A shortened version of "chain smoking".

Yo' I took that fool's chain last night, son.

Your dealer must chain like a motherfucker, bro.

by Porphyric August 12, 2009

Cheat Chain

an instrument used by one member of a relationship in the retaliation on another member of a longtime relationship when caught in a precarious predicament....then used to pull someone's truck from some deep ass mud.

When you've been with a chick for a while and still bangin' other brods; but she's been with other guys too so she doesn't care....until she actually catches you in the bedroom tied up 'cause you're into freaky shit like that and it turns out that so is she. You think you're in the clear as she leaves the room with a hot ass look in her eye and a lil' shit eatin grin on her face (you know the one, it means somethin' bad is about to go down but you want to see how it plays out cause you are into freaky shit as I established earlier) then all of a sudden...BOOOOMMMM, she's set the door way on fire and jumped through wearing nothing but a pair of your old football cleats (you know the ones, you left them by the sofa when you and tha guys played a pick up game and that dude screwed up his nuggets when he got his bitchass trampled by you and that other guy, and the other guy is a real fatass, like tippin' 5-0-0 atleast so you know that shit hurt like hell but you didn't give a damn cause that bitch has owed you fitty bucks for 7 months and you got down in his face and yelled "THAT'S 49-95 TA GO SUCKA!!" and he hobbled his ass to his mama's....it was a good day) for traction, BO-Tu-Koo-Koo war paint, and hand puppet named Whimpie, and she screams "GET THA CHEAT CHAIN BI-A-ITCH!!" so the other girl actually hauls ass to get the damn thing and well... she pretty much beats the fuck out of you from that point. Moral of this story kids: if you're going to cheat get a motel room atleast 3 hours away or don't have random chains just lying around the house where a dumb whore can get them.

by mr.niceguyseviltwin:roy July 31, 2009

Georgia Chain Saw

When a group of rednecks in a chain gang cleaning up some shit see a young male (rarely are females targeted) and surround him slowly pulling out their penises and rapidly swinging them around as they come in closer until the innocent victim cowers and lays on the floor as they stroke and brush his entire body with their ball sacks. Unfortunately it doesn't end there, they begin to brush/stroke as they swing and spin their members swiftly until they ejaculate over the victims body.

1- Stephen has never been the same since the Georgia chain saw incident.

2- No one is ever the same after being Georgia chain sawed.

1- Poor bastard

by Willie the April 22, 2011

chainz

a pussy ass nigga, and is pussy whipped at the same time.

Damn John stop being chainz.

by happy JOhnson June 5, 2007

Alice in Chains

THE best rock band in my opinion. Their music is deep, poetic, dark, emotional, beautiful and just fucking rocks. Awesome vocals from Layne Stanley. Awesome guitar solos and vocals from Jerry Cantrel.

Some of their best songs include: Man in the Box, Nutshell, Angry Chair, Again, Rain When I Die, I Stay Away, Rooster, and Grind

It didn't really rain when Layne Stanley died..

Have you heard Nutshell? Its beautiful.

by Austin May 6, 2005

Chainmail

A form of armour that involves interwoven rings (ringmail is slightly different) of metal, normally worn as a suit for protection in combat. It was lighter than plate armour and offered better protection than leather and was, therefore, a popular choice for light troops (or early armies, who didn't have the option of plate). It was slowly (but not entirely) phased out on line troops as plate armour became less expensive and lighter (though it was often used to cover the joints of the armour and was sometimes worn under the armour for added protection).

At the battle of Crecy, the non-noble troops on both sides wore mostly chainmail. However, this made the French soldiers fatally vunerable to English longbow fire.

by Syber_Sid May 2, 2008

chink in my chain

when a friend or family member constantly fucks things up for you no matter what they do.

Used to describe someone who ruins the natural patterns that happen in life. (a marriage, relationships)

Guido, if i allow you to marry my daughter, you better not become the chink in my chain.

That damn guy that married my daughter is a chink in my chain.

by KJHSRAEFGXBH SDXXFZDTBN December 10, 2007