Cason

An amazing guy. He's funny, sweet, and down to earth. He's kinda short, but he has the best smile. He loves friends and family. He also loves dogs. When you meet Cason, you know that you're going to fall for him. He is known for his astounding wit and amazing skills in sports. He has a lot of boyish charm, which makes being around him that much more enjoyable. He is popular and all the girls love him. He sometimes likes girls that he thinks are out of his reach, but in reality, he is out of their reach.

Girl: I don't get it! I can't stop thinking about Cason. He's just so perfect!
Girl 2: I think you're in love with him

by C loves123 November 11, 2013

Carmona

Brazilian and Spanish last name. It’s one of the non-common last names in the world. Cherish every Carmona because they’re great!

Omg I want the last name Carmona!

by srbc October 15, 2017

Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.

Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.

by Your Eminence November 19, 2013

waste of carbon

Useless and/or pointless person.

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

carbon skidmark

1. The impact of carbon dioxide emissions, from an individual or a group, on air pollution and global warming.

2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.

Example #1: Jon got a brand new Escalade but that thing leaves a huge carbon skidmark.

Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.

by flying wagman August 2, 2009

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium

The first 4 elements that sixth graders would try and look for when seeing the periodic table for the first time.

Kid 1: Hey, that's element F! I think it's pronounced fluorine!
Kid 2: I found C! C is for carbon!
Kid 1: And that's K! It stands for...potassium? What?
Kid 2: Is there a U somewhere?
Kid 1: I still don't get it, why is potassium called K?
Kid 3: Guys I found it! Down here! It's called uranium!
Kid 2: Oh yeah!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: (chanting) Fluorine uranium carbon potassium! Fluorine uranium...

by 1plus1DoesNotEqualPotato September 12, 2016