by crouchingtigerhiddensuprise May 2, 2021
Get the Cyber Carrotmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.0.8.7.8.0.>Angel JOse Robles' Talks So Much Shit THat He Vacuumed A Carrot<.0.8.7.8.0.>mug. Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
Get the empty carrots-bag on a stickmug. by Yippie April 14, 2022
Get the Carrot vrmug. by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019
Get the bagged carrotsmug. 1. Carrot - a long, orange vegetable that is rich in vitamin K and vitamin C as well as potassium. Carrot juice is also often used to dye foods, such as orange cheese.
2. An offensive thing to call someone with under 1000 followers on social media.
2. An offensive thing to call someone with under 1000 followers on social media.
1. "I went to the doctor's and found out I was low in vitamin K, I'm now on a carrot diet."
2. "That fucking carrot kept using 'XD' after every sentence!"
2. "That fucking carrot kept using 'XD' after every sentence!"
by dank weedness October 18, 2016
Get the Carrotmug. by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023
Get the Eating the carrotmug.