social cancer

A cancer of the mind becomes indifferent to felons being bussed in to vote for more socialism

A cancer of society that sits on its hands when children are slaughtered moments after conception -- an atrocity that makes abortion seem insignificant

Socialism causes social cancer. Evil campaigns for socialism.

by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

Michigan Cancer

During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.

Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!

by tbbrick September 8, 2006

Fun cancer

The type of cancer that Dylan Capp has it’s kinda contagious but if u stay away from the retard ya won’t get it. If u do get it u will act super autistic!

Do you have a case of fun cancer ? I do I got it from Dylan capp

by Dylan Capp January 31, 2018

holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.

Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

social cancer

The infection caused by tolerating federal-, state-, and local socialism

socialism causes social cancer

by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

Fridge Cancer

When you have unfortunately left food in your fridge for extended periods of time and they start to resemble something more like science experiments rather than anything that's edible. The disease spreads, and before you know it, your fridge is filled with rotting food in various states of decomposition.

"I wouldn't eat anything coming out of my fridge at the moment, it's got fridge cancer."

by Chicken Ramen July 7, 2006

life cancer

A cancerous growth of the soul that is caused by interaction with a completely terrible piece of media, or a conversation with a completely useless person.

"I was watching Gigli the other day, and I think I got life cancer."

by Stubert November 6, 2007