Cow Kiss

Creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh and then blowing. This action results in a tickling sensation for the recipient of the Cow Kiss and the production of a flatus sound. At times, especially when applied to children, the sound of a Cow Kiss may resemble the crazed moo of a birthing Holstein cow.

Commonly the Cow Kiss is applied to someone's belly, although most bodily locations will produce beneficial results.

Brian enjoyed giving his girls Cow Kisses. These Cow Kisses had a ridiculously high rate of success for causing laughter which resulted from the tickling sensations and the fart-like sounds.

by Vinca's Lover October 28, 2009

sexy cow

The cow of cows. A sexy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. If slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, "this steak was a sexy cow."

This steak is delicious, I bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a sexy cow. Every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.

by hillbillybobb September 12, 2009

anorexic cow

This means that somebody is very skinny but a bitch.

I can't stand that anorexic cow she is so mean.

by Cerrissa May 26, 2006

mad cow

See Margaret Thatcher.

Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!

by Brigante October 24, 2005

cow shit

Crap that comes out of a cow's anus

While walking through Uncle Barry's pasture, I stepped in a huge stinky pile of cow shit.

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 04, 2003

Purple Cow

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

by ATonOfClay September 13, 2006

forrest cow

a cow that has super powers. he has the ability to shrink, turn invisable, shape shift, fly, goes zoom, read, and is married to a screwdriver (which is my ex husband). forrest cows are usually male. and come in a variety of colors. except yellow...., cuz that would be grose! he usually hides under peoples beds while they sleep. and they shrink and live in peoples shower heads. the only time they ever go into the forrest is when the forrest llama chases them!

persona 1: hey did you see the forrest cow yesterday?
persona 2: yeah barely.... he was really small and sitting in my shower in the corner. then he went zoom before i was able to get him!
persona 1: omg he was under my bed the other day! and was stalking me on the computer!
persona 2: wow! what color was he when he was under your bed?
persona 1: orange!
persona 2: coolio bro!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009