Cone

Someone who is below average at any endeavor they decide to involve themselves in.

That kid is such a fucking cone.

by Scelf AKA Dickson Machado December 26, 2024

Ass-Coning

When two people attach cones to each of their ass cheeks at the base, and insert them into each other's asses tapered side out. This leaves one unused cone on each person's ass cheeks. This allows for others to chain the effect and join in on the fun as long as they have enough ass-cones.

I walked outside my house yesterday and everyone in the neighborhood was just...ass-coning!

Altogether ass-coning!

by Aborro Watabonosk March 20, 2017

Chicken Coned

When you eat wings or other greasy fried food after drinking heavily and vomit so it forms a pile in the shape of a cone.

Dude, I totally chicken coned in my sleep last night.

by Amieace May 5, 2019

Cone ah nigha

Someone who is not active and just sits there and does nothing

Bro why you just standing there cone ah nigha

by Blatking April 8, 2025

New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis except you say each word.

Yo, say that long 45-letter word.
Ok! New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osis

by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025

fuck cuss cone

A fight ring that concludes with all contestants having oral sex

Person A: did you see the fuck cuss cone last night on tv
Person B: nope, bro, I was there in the crowd

by FlopEaredFuckrr November 22, 2018

Cone In

To adore, support and follow a country

Fucking welsh cone in England

by Oxferd Dickchonary November 2, 2019